How to....

This page explains how to....

cook micro pizzas

cook micro chips

make a small paper boat

make a paper airplanes

fly (only birds, winged demons, bats, flying horses, pixies and dragons have the ability to click on this page)

cook micro noodles

play pong

make pong

construct a life size replica of the Eiffel tower using baked beans and a spoon

ride a bike

play the piano

join the army

do the Y.M.C.A.

swim

clone a tic tack

annoy people (I do this well)

escape alien attack

grow your own money tree

I hope these will come in useful someday....